* Don't let your butt slide forward on the swing, you WILL fall off.
*Look where you are going, especially during a fire drill, or you WILL bump into another child.
*Don't slip off the monkey bars or you WILL face plant on the ground.
*Pay attention to the water you are pouring in your cup, it WILL overflow all over the place.
*Don't hold a chocolate tightly in your hand, it WILL melt.
Yeah, Devin currently has a bruised cheek, 2 fat lips, and ripped that thing above your front teeth connecting to your lips. I swear I don't beat him. I have witnesses. LOL